Sunday, August 25, 2013

The Butcher And The Lawyer

A butcher saw a Lawyer passing by his shop one day, and asked him, "Excuse me,  what would you do if a dog came in and stole your meat? 

The lawyer replied, "Why? of course, I’ll make the owner pay for it!"

The butcher said, "If that is so, now you owe me $15 because it's your dog!"

The lawyer replied, "Very well, just deduct the $15 from the $25 you owe me for the advice, I’ll collect the remaining $10 the next time I pass by here."

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