Alabama’s Nick Saban on one of his players –
- He doesn’t know the meaning of the word fear. In fact, I just saw his grades and he doesn’t know the meaning of a lot of words.
Why do Tennessee fans wear orange?
- So they can they can dress that way for the game on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday and pick up trash on Monday.
How many University of Florida Freshmen does it take to change a light bulb?
- None. That’s a sophomore course.
What does the average LSU player get on his SATs?
- Drool.
How did the Auburn football player die from drinking milk?
- The cow fell on him.
How can you tell if a Kentucky football player has a girlfriend?
- There’s tobacco juice on both sides of the pickup truck.
What do you get when you put 32 Arkansas cheerleaders in the same room?
- A full set of teeth.
Two Vandy football players were walking in the woods when one said “Look, a dead bird”.
- The other looked up to the sky and said “Where?”
LSU coach Les Miles said he is only going to dress half his players for this week’s game.
- The others will have to dress themselves.
Why did the South Carolina football player steal a police car?
- He saw “911” on the side and thought it was a Porsche.
How do you get a former Tennessee football player off your porch?
- Pay him for the pizza.
What are the three longest years of an Ole Miss football player’s life?
- Freshman I, Freshman II, and Freshman III.
If three Auburn football players are in the same car, who is driving?
- The police officer.
What do you say to a University of Georgia football player wearing a three-piece suit?
- Will the defendant please rise.
A Mississippi State football player was almost trampled to death in a horse-back riding accident.
- Luckily the manager of the Wal-mart came out and unplugged the horse.
Say what you want though....the SEC just keeps racking up the National Championships....
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