Stuart decided to tie the knot with his long time girlfriend.
One evening, after the honeymoon, he was cleaning his classic car.
His wife was standing there watching him. After a long period of silence she finally speaks.
"Honey, I've been thinking, now that we are married I think it's time you quit spending so much time on this car. Maybe you should sell it."
Stuart gets this horrified look on his face.
She says, "Darling, what's wrong?"
”There for a minute you were sounding like my ex-wife.”
"Ex wife!" she screams, "I didn't know you were married before!"
”I wasn't!“
Stuart gets this horrified look on his face.
She says, "Darling, what's wrong?"
”There for a minute you were sounding like my ex-wife.”
"Ex wife!" she screams, "I didn't know you were married before!"
”I wasn't!“
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